Post by Jeff Purse on Jun 24, 2011 15:32:20 GMT -5
Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe."
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::Scene opens to a door. A plain, white door, which is partly cracked. The camera peers inside to see a tiny sliver reflection of a dimly lit grey wall. No doubt a hotel bathroom. The mirror is slightly fogged. You can see white towels hanging on a brass towel rack. Back and forth, in and out of the shot walks Jeff Purse. From what is seen, he is wearing a towel around his waist, and nothing else. There is light drops of water settling on his shoulders and chest. Small streams of water flow down his neck, no doubt he recently stepped out of the shower. He is talking on his cell phone and though we cannot see who he is talking to, it is obvious it is his biggest fan, his mother.::
Jeff Purse:
Yeah mom, thats right I am an official ACW superstar now. Yeah I know a SUPERstar. Ha. That suites me. Haha....Oh no I am stoked. There is nothing more exciting....Oh ma, get this, I am going to be apart of Mercury Rising...yeah the Pay Per View! My first match as a professional wrestler is at a Pay Per View! What? Its a four way match. Me, a guy who was injured and just cleared to wrestle, and two other new guys. Think about what a great match that is going to be. Its what I-What? Mom. Mom. Stop crying. I will be fine. I have broken bones before Mom. Mom. MOTHER! Settle down its alright. Ok. I have to go the guys from the show are going to be here soon. Ok. Love you too...Bye.
::We can see him through the slit now, as he has stopped moving and is just leaning on the counter. He looks up in the mirror and smiles. Not knowing anyone is watching him, he makes a fist and pumps his arm back and forth and shouts Yes!!!!Then he notices the camera peering in the slit of the door. His eyes widen, his jaw drops, and his cheeks blush. He stands, a bit stunned for a moment, then realises exactly who it is peering in at him. He comes to the door, and opens it all the way, in the process of slipping on his "The Future" shirt. He seems flabbergasted, a bit still, as he stares at the camera.::
Jeff Purse:
Whoa, you guys caught me off guard, I thought you were coming a little later. Uh, no troubles now, I haven't really had a chance to watch what the other guys were saying though, I have the tapes here, i was going to do that before you got here...would you mind if I still...ok, cool. Let me address the fans real quick. Hey whats up all you out there, this is The One, The Only, The Future, Jeff Purse. We are going to take a quick commercial, then I will talk about my match. Stick around!
::The scene does indeed, fad to a commercial.::
IF THERE'S A PLACE YOU GOTTA GO, I'M THE ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW IM THE MAP! Hey kids, you need to bumrush and bug your parents every minute of every day until they finally break down and agree to take you to see DORA THE EXPLOREER on ICEEEEE! Come see the sexual tension between Dora and a monkey, and see a fox who just plain likes to steal shit. Want to learn spanish?? Its more fun then English!!! Hear inatimate objects sing, and a map who will repeat his own name so many times you will want to shoot yourself in the mouth! So go bug your parents to pay out the $59.99 per ticket to come to the Dome O' Goodness to see DORA ON ICE!!!
::We return to Jeff sitting on the couch, sitting back, looking a little disturbed. He clearly has not had much time to do anything since his final BMX competition. There is clothes lying all over the place, food wrappers on the table, bedsheets thrown this way and that. He looks a little disturbed...or perhaps disappointed. He now has a pair of Jeans on, loose fit, with white sneakers. Also, on his head, the same Monster hat from the last time he was seen by the ACW. He leans foreward and puts his head in his hands, rubs his forehead a bit. He invites the camera to sit down across from him. The camera does so, and Jeff looks at the camera, in a way as to lock eyes with whomever maybe watching. He takes a long, deep breath.::
Jeff Purse:
Everyone keeps saying that I am going to be real dangerous, because I have been quiet thus far. Well ya know what guys? Thats very true. Mercury Rising is going to be, not only my first Pay Per View ever, but my first professional wrestling match ever. And thank the lord its right up my alley. Dangerous, a real career risk. Getting in the ring with three other men, all who are looking to make a name, or renew the name the made, all of them are going to be out for blood. With all that, it seems I have the least experiance of all four men. The other three have made referance that I may be able to hold my own in the ring, because of my "silence." I would have to say that I was the definet under dog in this one. But of course, if your a fan cartoons, as I am, you will remember that the under dog was a super hero...who often came out on time. But seriously, I am not looking to come in here and show how amazing I am by traveling to the Roman Colisium. Though I have been there before. Nor do I want to make it seem like I am socially more accepted then the rest of the men in this competition. I am not looking to let my status or location set the tone for how I am going to perform in this match. I mean shoot, here I am, sitting in my hotel room, which is a mess, like any other guy. I don't like to let flash and glam speak for me, I like to let my actions, and who I am as a person speak for me. Im going to break this down though, so all three other men know just exactly what to expect from me.
::He takes a deep breath, then grabs something off the coffee table. Holds it up so the camera can see what it is that he is holding. It is a dvd, which says "Deryk Aries" on it.::
Jeff Purse:
I have studied you Derryk. I have tried my best to learn your tricks, to learn your weak points, because in my eyes, in my gut, you are going to be my biggest competition in this match. You mentioned how well you fared in the elimination, and yes you sure did. You were on fire until ultimitly eliminated. You seem like you have your eyes set on just about the same thing I have my eyes on, entertaining the fans and having your arm raised at the end. You are not looking to impress anyone with cheap tricks and flashy scenary, just cold hard entertainment. I like that in a man. Gets down to business. And Derryk, you seem like a good guy, as you said I seemed. And I think after we have this match which is sure to entertain, which is sure to grab the attention of the ACW, you and I should go out for a beer man. Discuss war stories, strategies, maybe even pick up a few ladies. Seriously though, Derryk, I am hoping, and am sure, it will be one of us, me or you, who will be standing in the middle of that ring with our arms raised. I mean, don't get me wrong, in my minds eye its me, but you have a serious chance. And yes, my friend, I can come at you from any which way, and be sure that I will. I look forward to being in that ring with you Derryk, I feel like I can learn alot by going against a competitor such as yourself.
::Jeff looks down...the smile he had while talking has dropped. He seems to have become a little more serious. The look on his face is disappointment.;;
Jeff Purse:
Drew Stevenson. From the moment you walked into the ACW you have been nothing but an arrogant prick. Trotting up and down the halls like you are gods gift to wrestling. Nix that, like you are the god of wreslting. You think you know me? You think you understand what I am thinking or what I am about? My friend, you haven't a clue. Im not afraid of you. Im not afraid of anyone. Wheather or not I have you nipping at the heels or not, I have no concern with you. First off, your head is way too big for your body. You body is way to small to have all the muscle you have. You look like a roided out Dave Atell. Seriously Drew, you need to give respect to the men of ACW who have faught their asses off to be where they are now. You walk in here with your shakey little assistant, and think you just get to have the same respect these men have risked their lives for? Thats bull. You deserve nothing short of the disrespect you will be getting when you get to Mercury Rising. And don't think for a second because you might be a "emperor" that I am going to take it easy on you? Or respect you? Or even worse, PRAISE you? All your going to get from me, Stevenson, is a good old fashioned ass beating, curtosy of what the fans of the ACW want to see.
::He stops, almost abruptly. He thinks for a moment. His face turns, a little more light, but even more disappointed, if at all possible.::
Jeff Purse:
David Caid. You are the most disappointing of all. This is a sport my friend. You are so busy smelling your own ass, you don't realise that at Mercury Rising, you are the odd man out. You are the man who is going to wish he never got placed in this match. I can see it already. You talk real big, my friend. You have these massive, metaphorical sets behind your cuts, but thats about all you have. You see David, in BMX, we have a term called a Twist McFakey. Its basically a simple twist in the air, however it looks real flashy. Its the BMXers cop out, a way to get some points and not really do anything. David come Mercury Rising, you are going to be pulling off the biggest Twist McFakey I have ever seen. And buddy, mentally, I am 100 percent ready for this show. I am more mentally prepaird then you have been for anything in your life, my friend, especially making the decision to sign with the ACW. I would watch myself, caid, because I am coming for you.
::He stands up, the camera doing the same, and followes him as he paces about the room a bit. Finally, after leaning on the table in the cornor, he turns back to the camera.::
Jeff Purse:
"Cat got your tounge?" No. I am ready, boys. I am very ready. I have been through pain before. I have damn near broken every bone in my body for a sport I love. I have been riding BMX since I was 3. At my first professional BMX competition, I took first place. I ruled the world of BMX. Six X-games gold medals, 4 silver medals. Now think about that for a moment. And consider the fact that I am even more dedicated to wrestling. I may love BMX, but I LIVE ACW. I live for these fans. I live for the chance to put on a hell of a show. From BMX to ACW, I will dominate to the best of my abilities. I will make sure that my fans, that the "prodigies" fans, that Drew and Davids fans, all have the best show they have ever seen. I am The One, The Only, The Future, Jeff Purse.
::He walks away as the camera watches him leave the room. Fads away::
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::Scene opens to a door. A plain, white door, which is partly cracked. The camera peers inside to see a tiny sliver reflection of a dimly lit grey wall. No doubt a hotel bathroom. The mirror is slightly fogged. You can see white towels hanging on a brass towel rack. Back and forth, in and out of the shot walks Jeff Purse. From what is seen, he is wearing a towel around his waist, and nothing else. There is light drops of water settling on his shoulders and chest. Small streams of water flow down his neck, no doubt he recently stepped out of the shower. He is talking on his cell phone and though we cannot see who he is talking to, it is obvious it is his biggest fan, his mother.::
Jeff Purse:
Yeah mom, thats right I am an official ACW superstar now. Yeah I know a SUPERstar. Ha. That suites me. Haha....Oh no I am stoked. There is nothing more exciting....Oh ma, get this, I am going to be apart of Mercury Rising...yeah the Pay Per View! My first match as a professional wrestler is at a Pay Per View! What? Its a four way match. Me, a guy who was injured and just cleared to wrestle, and two other new guys. Think about what a great match that is going to be. Its what I-What? Mom. Mom. Stop crying. I will be fine. I have broken bones before Mom. Mom. MOTHER! Settle down its alright. Ok. I have to go the guys from the show are going to be here soon. Ok. Love you too...Bye.
::We can see him through the slit now, as he has stopped moving and is just leaning on the counter. He looks up in the mirror and smiles. Not knowing anyone is watching him, he makes a fist and pumps his arm back and forth and shouts Yes!!!!Then he notices the camera peering in the slit of the door. His eyes widen, his jaw drops, and his cheeks blush. He stands, a bit stunned for a moment, then realises exactly who it is peering in at him. He comes to the door, and opens it all the way, in the process of slipping on his "The Future" shirt. He seems flabbergasted, a bit still, as he stares at the camera.::
Jeff Purse:
Whoa, you guys caught me off guard, I thought you were coming a little later. Uh, no troubles now, I haven't really had a chance to watch what the other guys were saying though, I have the tapes here, i was going to do that before you got here...would you mind if I still...ok, cool. Let me address the fans real quick. Hey whats up all you out there, this is The One, The Only, The Future, Jeff Purse. We are going to take a quick commercial, then I will talk about my match. Stick around!
::The scene does indeed, fad to a commercial.::
IF THERE'S A PLACE YOU GOTTA GO, I'M THE ONE YOU NEED TO KNOW IM THE MAP! Hey kids, you need to bumrush and bug your parents every minute of every day until they finally break down and agree to take you to see DORA THE EXPLOREER on ICEEEEE! Come see the sexual tension between Dora and a monkey, and see a fox who just plain likes to steal shit. Want to learn spanish?? Its more fun then English!!! Hear inatimate objects sing, and a map who will repeat his own name so many times you will want to shoot yourself in the mouth! So go bug your parents to pay out the $59.99 per ticket to come to the Dome O' Goodness to see DORA ON ICE!!!
::We return to Jeff sitting on the couch, sitting back, looking a little disturbed. He clearly has not had much time to do anything since his final BMX competition. There is clothes lying all over the place, food wrappers on the table, bedsheets thrown this way and that. He looks a little disturbed...or perhaps disappointed. He now has a pair of Jeans on, loose fit, with white sneakers. Also, on his head, the same Monster hat from the last time he was seen by the ACW. He leans foreward and puts his head in his hands, rubs his forehead a bit. He invites the camera to sit down across from him. The camera does so, and Jeff looks at the camera, in a way as to lock eyes with whomever maybe watching. He takes a long, deep breath.::
Jeff Purse:
Everyone keeps saying that I am going to be real dangerous, because I have been quiet thus far. Well ya know what guys? Thats very true. Mercury Rising is going to be, not only my first Pay Per View ever, but my first professional wrestling match ever. And thank the lord its right up my alley. Dangerous, a real career risk. Getting in the ring with three other men, all who are looking to make a name, or renew the name the made, all of them are going to be out for blood. With all that, it seems I have the least experiance of all four men. The other three have made referance that I may be able to hold my own in the ring, because of my "silence." I would have to say that I was the definet under dog in this one. But of course, if your a fan cartoons, as I am, you will remember that the under dog was a super hero...who often came out on time. But seriously, I am not looking to come in here and show how amazing I am by traveling to the Roman Colisium. Though I have been there before. Nor do I want to make it seem like I am socially more accepted then the rest of the men in this competition. I am not looking to let my status or location set the tone for how I am going to perform in this match. I mean shoot, here I am, sitting in my hotel room, which is a mess, like any other guy. I don't like to let flash and glam speak for me, I like to let my actions, and who I am as a person speak for me. Im going to break this down though, so all three other men know just exactly what to expect from me.
::He takes a deep breath, then grabs something off the coffee table. Holds it up so the camera can see what it is that he is holding. It is a dvd, which says "Deryk Aries" on it.::
Jeff Purse:
I have studied you Derryk. I have tried my best to learn your tricks, to learn your weak points, because in my eyes, in my gut, you are going to be my biggest competition in this match. You mentioned how well you fared in the elimination, and yes you sure did. You were on fire until ultimitly eliminated. You seem like you have your eyes set on just about the same thing I have my eyes on, entertaining the fans and having your arm raised at the end. You are not looking to impress anyone with cheap tricks and flashy scenary, just cold hard entertainment. I like that in a man. Gets down to business. And Derryk, you seem like a good guy, as you said I seemed. And I think after we have this match which is sure to entertain, which is sure to grab the attention of the ACW, you and I should go out for a beer man. Discuss war stories, strategies, maybe even pick up a few ladies. Seriously though, Derryk, I am hoping, and am sure, it will be one of us, me or you, who will be standing in the middle of that ring with our arms raised. I mean, don't get me wrong, in my minds eye its me, but you have a serious chance. And yes, my friend, I can come at you from any which way, and be sure that I will. I look forward to being in that ring with you Derryk, I feel like I can learn alot by going against a competitor such as yourself.
::Jeff looks down...the smile he had while talking has dropped. He seems to have become a little more serious. The look on his face is disappointment.;;
Jeff Purse:
Drew Stevenson. From the moment you walked into the ACW you have been nothing but an arrogant prick. Trotting up and down the halls like you are gods gift to wrestling. Nix that, like you are the god of wreslting. You think you know me? You think you understand what I am thinking or what I am about? My friend, you haven't a clue. Im not afraid of you. Im not afraid of anyone. Wheather or not I have you nipping at the heels or not, I have no concern with you. First off, your head is way too big for your body. You body is way to small to have all the muscle you have. You look like a roided out Dave Atell. Seriously Drew, you need to give respect to the men of ACW who have faught their asses off to be where they are now. You walk in here with your shakey little assistant, and think you just get to have the same respect these men have risked their lives for? Thats bull. You deserve nothing short of the disrespect you will be getting when you get to Mercury Rising. And don't think for a second because you might be a "emperor" that I am going to take it easy on you? Or respect you? Or even worse, PRAISE you? All your going to get from me, Stevenson, is a good old fashioned ass beating, curtosy of what the fans of the ACW want to see.
::He stops, almost abruptly. He thinks for a moment. His face turns, a little more light, but even more disappointed, if at all possible.::
Jeff Purse:
David Caid. You are the most disappointing of all. This is a sport my friend. You are so busy smelling your own ass, you don't realise that at Mercury Rising, you are the odd man out. You are the man who is going to wish he never got placed in this match. I can see it already. You talk real big, my friend. You have these massive, metaphorical sets behind your cuts, but thats about all you have. You see David, in BMX, we have a term called a Twist McFakey. Its basically a simple twist in the air, however it looks real flashy. Its the BMXers cop out, a way to get some points and not really do anything. David come Mercury Rising, you are going to be pulling off the biggest Twist McFakey I have ever seen. And buddy, mentally, I am 100 percent ready for this show. I am more mentally prepaird then you have been for anything in your life, my friend, especially making the decision to sign with the ACW. I would watch myself, caid, because I am coming for you.
::He stands up, the camera doing the same, and followes him as he paces about the room a bit. Finally, after leaning on the table in the cornor, he turns back to the camera.::
Jeff Purse:
"Cat got your tounge?" No. I am ready, boys. I am very ready. I have been through pain before. I have damn near broken every bone in my body for a sport I love. I have been riding BMX since I was 3. At my first professional BMX competition, I took first place. I ruled the world of BMX. Six X-games gold medals, 4 silver medals. Now think about that for a moment. And consider the fact that I am even more dedicated to wrestling. I may love BMX, but I LIVE ACW. I live for these fans. I live for the chance to put on a hell of a show. From BMX to ACW, I will dominate to the best of my abilities. I will make sure that my fans, that the "prodigies" fans, that Drew and Davids fans, all have the best show they have ever seen. I am The One, The Only, The Future, Jeff Purse.
::He walks away as the camera watches him leave the room. Fads away::
