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Post by djg on Jul 14, 2010 14:01:32 GMT -5
Hello, ACW!
I've got a lot of names depending on who you ask, but I prefer Dorian...or at least something without a curse in it!
I look forward to meeting and competing with you all. Feel free to drop me a line if you see me online, which should be relatively frequent. And keep an eye out for my partner, the 'Dark Lady' who hopefully (fingers crossed) will be joining soon.
Dorian
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Post by Jay Omega on Jul 14, 2010 20:04:27 GMT -5
Welcome to our sideshow version of a family. Enjoy your stay, which will be more pleasaant by tenfold if you can manage to check some measure of rational thought at the door. Now, have some punch!
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Post by Mike Voland on Jul 14, 2010 20:23:13 GMT -5
Welcome aboard. And before you ask, yes, the punch is actually supposed to be that funny shade of orange. Really. Honest.
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Post by devonmayhem on Jul 14, 2010 20:37:56 GMT -5
::smirk:: It wouldn't be orange if you drank more water.
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Post by Eric Donavan on Jul 14, 2010 21:51:32 GMT -5
If the weirdos above haven't scared you off by now...welcome aboard. We're busy updating our decoder ring formula, so please allow six-to-eight weeks for delivery.
This is what happens when Voland goes crazy and checks everything for 'Sauce resistance'...
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Post by Tee on Jul 14, 2010 22:29:06 GMT -5
The Sauce cannot be resisted. This is a documented scientific fact. Just ask that PennDOT hazmat crew.
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Post by Jay Omega on Jul 15, 2010 10:14:07 GMT -5
Wait, so it's Mike's fault I don't have my decoder ring yet? You anarchist bastard! Do you have any idea how many secret government communiques I have piled up in front of me that I can't read? I need that ring so I can sell off national secrets...
Uh, wait a tick... I mean, so I can find hidden messages in cereal ingredients, yeah... I don't have access to top secret files at all... If there are any members of the RCMP on here, I was kidding, yeah. In exchange for my continued freedom, I offer any law enforcement officials a free, one year supply of The Sauce. A.C., I'm looking at you...
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Post by meganharris on Jul 15, 2010 10:40:14 GMT -5
lmao don't threaten A.C. with The Sauce!!
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Post by A.C. Smith on Jul 15, 2010 13:44:40 GMT -5
Nah, but I WILL give you Jesse Ventura's conspiracy book to help you kill some time for a while!
Welcome aboard, Dorian!
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Post by djg on Jul 16, 2010 7:52:07 GMT -5
Note to self: avoid the Sauce and candy/gifts from strangers...lol
Jokes aside, thanks for the warm welcomes everyone.
Dorian
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Post by Jay Omega on Jul 16, 2010 10:20:45 GMT -5
Threaten a former member of the NYPD? Perish the thought! I was just trying to bribe him. Oh wait, bribes are illegal too... uh... I was trying to... Ah screw it, it was a bribe. And as long as I have an interesting book, I suppose I could kill a few hours in a cell. Can't guarantee I'd stay for more than a few hours though.
And just so you know, Dorian, it seems that 'round these parts, you want to avoid taking candy/gifts even from people you do know, since I've noticed a bit of a trend in the collective ACW sense of humour...
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Post by Mike Voland on Jul 16, 2010 15:18:25 GMT -5
This from the first guy to recommend the punch...
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Post by Jay Omega on Jul 16, 2010 15:23:13 GMT -5
*shifts eyes*
I never claimed exemption. But now I have to find a patsy. Where are guys like Chris Legend when you need 'em? Oh, I know, I'll have to find some excuse to revive Ditch Jobberts...
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Post by Mike Voland on Jul 16, 2010 23:30:43 GMT -5
Just shut up and drink your punch like a man. Drink it!
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Post by Kaylyn 'Career on Hold' Evans on Jul 17, 2010 5:10:54 GMT -5
Welcome aboard! [/color]
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Post by Jay Omega on Jul 17, 2010 11:45:54 GMT -5
Y'know what I love about this punch? It tastes just as good coming back up as it did going down.
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Post by Andrew Jay on Jul 17, 2010 13:04:23 GMT -5
Did I hear Ditch Jobberts...............?
Welcome Aboard, enjoy your stay!
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Post by Mike Voland on Jul 18, 2010 0:27:02 GMT -5
Y'know what I love about this punch? It tastes just as good coming back up as it did going down. Of course it does. It's awesome like that. The only reason it's coming back up, though, is because your guts apparently can't handle a certain ingredient. It has nothing to do with any sort of immune system fueled emergency purge reflex or anything like that. Really. You're just a sissy. The CoA stands by this abusive assertion.
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Post by Eric Donavan on Jul 18, 2010 6:26:01 GMT -5
Don't worry...I'll get some more Roman Candles and light him up for ya...
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Post by The Sharpshooter on Jul 18, 2010 13:20:16 GMT -5
To quote a cat I love: "We're all a little mad."
Welcome
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