Post by David Caid on Jun 20, 2011 12:01:04 GMT -5
The setting is a small conference room in a local Pittsburgh hotel. The usually curtains have been replaced with ACW banners as hundreds of press begin to file in the room. Fading to the stage there is a ACW banner on the podium along with a ACW microphone and many media outlets with their microphones as well. The room is silent as the flashing of cameras go off and the media begins to stir as a slightly elderly gentlemen, wearing a gray Armani suit, black vest with black tie and gray shirt. His hair is black with a few spots of gray and his glasses are black rimmed glasses similar to the ones that Drew Carey wears but smaller, approaches the podium and clears his throat and pulls a small note card and adjusts the ACW microphone
Gentlemen:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the greater Pittsburgh area. I’d like to welcome you to a press conference held by Sinister INC. and American Championship Wrestling. Today we are here to announce to the media the signing of the biggest independent wrestler to ever step foot into the big leagues and especially American Championship Wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you, the future of American Champion Wrestling and it’s future World Heavyweight Champion…..David Caid.
The media buzzes and flash their cameras as slowly David Caid, wearing an American Championship Wrestling t-shirt and black dress slacks, approaches the podium and shakes hands with the gentlemen who introduced him and steps to the microphone
David Caid:
Thank you, Jacob for the introduction. Today I am here to make my brief statement about my signing and take a few questions and may even have a surprise for you. First of all, I’d like to say it is American Championship Wrestling honor to have signed me to their company. I mean I could have signed with those other companies where the guys passed their prime or sleep their boss’ daughter reside but I decided on a company where the talent is somewhat decent and the road to glory, so to speak, is quite frankly, easy. Don’t get me wrong there may be some great talent in American Championship Wrestling, but I am the greatest performer to step foot in the doors of the business…let alone this company.
Jacob begins clapping loudly and yelling bravo as David snaps his head back and gives Jacob a sinister grin as Jacob stops and David turns and continues
As I was saying, I will dominate this company and soon I will become it’s World Heavyweight Champion, a title which I have learned is vacated. I will hold that championship till I deem it necessary to retire as champion. And that will be a very long time.
David goes to speak again as Jacob claps and yells bravo. David closes eyes as his face shakes and his calmness reaches to a point of anger he grabs the ACW microphone and runs over to Jacob and clocks him with it right in the skull. The media rush to the stage as they witness David pound away on Jacob who is completely and utterly defenseless. David stands up and in the process picks up Jacob, ripping his suit as he tosses into the nearest wall with force. David seething with anger looks at the battered and beaten Jacob and with a primal rage runs and with a vicious force kicks Jacob’s head right into the wall. He pants and a bit as he begins to smile sinisterly and drops down to a knee. He looks and sees the damage to Jacob who is motionless. He grabs the ACW microphone and then Jacob by his shirt as he looks at the media.
Take a look what I did to this man, this is what is exactly in store for any man or woman who dare cross paths with me. This is just mere child’s play compared to the damage and pain I am capable of inflicting on a person.
David looks down at Jacob and smiles
As for you, Jacob. Your services are no longer needed. And as for the promised questions, there will be none. This press conference is over
David lays the microphone down and throws Jacob down as some of the media attend to Jacob as David walks off stage and out of the room
Gentlemen:
Good morning ladies and gentlemen of the greater Pittsburgh area. I’d like to welcome you to a press conference held by Sinister INC. and American Championship Wrestling. Today we are here to announce to the media the signing of the biggest independent wrestler to ever step foot into the big leagues and especially American Championship Wrestling. Ladies and gentlemen I give to you, the future of American Champion Wrestling and it’s future World Heavyweight Champion…..David Caid.
The media buzzes and flash their cameras as slowly David Caid, wearing an American Championship Wrestling t-shirt and black dress slacks, approaches the podium and shakes hands with the gentlemen who introduced him and steps to the microphone
David Caid:
Thank you, Jacob for the introduction. Today I am here to make my brief statement about my signing and take a few questions and may even have a surprise for you. First of all, I’d like to say it is American Championship Wrestling honor to have signed me to their company. I mean I could have signed with those other companies where the guys passed their prime or sleep their boss’ daughter reside but I decided on a company where the talent is somewhat decent and the road to glory, so to speak, is quite frankly, easy. Don’t get me wrong there may be some great talent in American Championship Wrestling, but I am the greatest performer to step foot in the doors of the business…let alone this company.
Jacob begins clapping loudly and yelling bravo as David snaps his head back and gives Jacob a sinister grin as Jacob stops and David turns and continues
As I was saying, I will dominate this company and soon I will become it’s World Heavyweight Champion, a title which I have learned is vacated. I will hold that championship till I deem it necessary to retire as champion. And that will be a very long time.
David goes to speak again as Jacob claps and yells bravo. David closes eyes as his face shakes and his calmness reaches to a point of anger he grabs the ACW microphone and runs over to Jacob and clocks him with it right in the skull. The media rush to the stage as they witness David pound away on Jacob who is completely and utterly defenseless. David stands up and in the process picks up Jacob, ripping his suit as he tosses into the nearest wall with force. David seething with anger looks at the battered and beaten Jacob and with a primal rage runs and with a vicious force kicks Jacob’s head right into the wall. He pants and a bit as he begins to smile sinisterly and drops down to a knee. He looks and sees the damage to Jacob who is motionless. He grabs the ACW microphone and then Jacob by his shirt as he looks at the media.
Take a look what I did to this man, this is what is exactly in store for any man or woman who dare cross paths with me. This is just mere child’s play compared to the damage and pain I am capable of inflicting on a person.
David looks down at Jacob and smiles
As for you, Jacob. Your services are no longer needed. And as for the promised questions, there will be none. This press conference is over
David lays the microphone down and throws Jacob down as some of the media attend to Jacob as David walks off stage and out of the room
