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Post by Jeff Purse on Aug 10, 2011 9:55:11 GMT -5
::Jeff Purse walks out onto a stage with about five mics pointing at him. He goes to address the crowd, stops, and straightens the mics out, so instead of angleing toward him, they are in straight lines. Jeff then talks::
Jeff: A new video has appeared on Youtube of me in a doctors office, begging for medications. The title of the video would make seems as though I was addicted to prescription pills. That isn't the case. I want to assure everyone that I am not a drug addict, never have been, never will be. My agent has advised me to come clean with why I need those pills...
I am...I have I guess I should say severe obsessive compulsive disorder. With the drugs, I can manage and get over anything that the OCD inhibits me to do. Thats why I need those pills. I mean, I am not a freak, it won't effect me too much...but yes, Jeff Purse, The Future, has OCD. No big deal. Thanks for coming out!
::And Jeff walks off stage, straigtening the chairs behind him as he goes::
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