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Sept 17, 2011 14:18:56 GMT -5
Post by Jason Scorpio on Sept 17, 2011 14:18:56 GMT -5
Well, I don't really know how to present myself, anyway here goes nothing.
I go by the name of Eric, I have been on the e-fed world for about 5 years, between Spanish and English boards. I'm born, raised and still live in Puerto Rico (may that explain my crappy English from time to time, I try to use it correctly but there are times where I just mess up). This is my second time with Jason Scorpio and this is my return to English feds so.... hope to do it well, already send an e-mail to the staff. Hope they accept it and I can begin RPing here.
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Sept 18, 2011 1:07:16 GMT -5
Post by Mike Voland on Sept 18, 2011 1:07:16 GMT -5
Bienvenidos. If I start typing in Spanish just excuse how awkward it will most likely be since I haven't practiced it for years and use Castillian slang. I at least used to have a really good accent, at least that's what Spaniards told me, but you can't hear that in text.
There's complimentary punch for new members. Yes, it's supposed to be that strange shade of orange.
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Sept 18, 2011 9:28:20 GMT -5
Post by Jeff Purse on Sept 18, 2011 9:28:20 GMT -5
Welcome!
DON'T DRINK IT!!!
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Sept 18, 2011 10:40:01 GMT -5
Post by Derryk Aires on Sept 18, 2011 10:40:01 GMT -5
Welcome aboard....
Go ahead and drink it. The strange blue shade is alright too.
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Sept 18, 2011 20:58:00 GMT -5
Post by Mike Voland on Sept 18, 2011 20:58:00 GMT -5
Just because most people can't handle The Sauce...
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Sept 18, 2011 21:25:11 GMT -5
Post by Derryk Aires on Sept 18, 2011 21:25:11 GMT -5
Just because most people can't handle The Sauce... What precisely is in The Sauce?
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Sept 18, 2011 23:59:49 GMT -5
Post by Mike Voland on Sept 18, 2011 23:59:49 GMT -5
The Sauce is a specially prepared condiment that most mere mortals cannot stomach. It's a secret Voland family recipe, and the only members of said family remaining within the US are Mike and Tee. Most of the Harris family can handle The Sauce but then again Megan can handle Mike and Brian has survived Tee so far, so that makes them pretty tough by definition (also, they might know the proactive antidote...).
Basically, tasting The Sauce is like drinking/eating a special form of danger. It's actually dangerous to imbibe; unprepared consumers should have their stomachs pumped as soon as possible. That's assuming they don't feel the need to bow to a Porcelain God first...
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Sept 19, 2011 6:26:49 GMT -5
Post by Xavier Laroux on Sept 19, 2011 6:26:49 GMT -5
Welcome aboard. Don't listen to Purse, you can trust anything the good Reverend gives you. And 'sides, if you don't mind your mirrored reflection talking to you then The Sauce is perfect.
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Sept 19, 2011 15:30:10 GMT -5
Post by Lola O'Neal on Sept 19, 2011 15:30:10 GMT -5
Run away, Eric! Run! While you still ca.. oh nevermind, Nicole probably already locked the door.
Welcome aboard our crazy family...
IF you drink the sauce, stay close to the bathroom..
IF you don't drink the sauce.. watch out for those who have.
Especially Mike & Tee, All of the Harris family and Xavier Laroux.
Oh.. and Aires too, he's obviously had so much of the stuff he had to ask what it was.. for shame.
On a serious note, welcome.. you'll love it here (:
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Sept 19, 2011 18:13:32 GMT -5
Post by Derryk Aires on Sept 19, 2011 18:13:32 GMT -5
Run away, Eric! Run! While you still ca.. oh nevermind, Nicole probably already locked the door.
Welcome aboard our crazy family...
IF you drink the sauce, stay close to the bathroom..
IF you don't drink the sauce.. watch out for those who have.
Especially Mike & Tee, All of the Harris family and Xavier Laroux.
Oh.. and Aires too, he's obviously had so much of the stuff he had to ask what it was.. for shame.
On a serious note, welcome.. you'll love it here (: It tasted good, just ignore those odd sounds my stomach is making.
I wonder if Mike would make some to go?
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Sept 19, 2011 19:26:13 GMT -5
Post by Lola O'Neal on Sept 19, 2011 19:26:13 GMT -5
Who are you kidding? You can't "go" anywhere while on the sauce.. legs don't work that well on it..
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Sept 19, 2011 20:01:11 GMT -5
Post by Derryk Aires on Sept 19, 2011 20:01:11 GMT -5
That's what the portable potty electric wheelchair is used for. [/Color]
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Sept 20, 2011 6:10:49 GMT -5
Post by Bubba Anthony on Sept 20, 2011 6:10:49 GMT -5
Wow, these people make this redneck look normal. Anyway, forget the sauce, and just have some of Bubba's Bourban. Why? 'cause you'll know what's exactly in it. 100% alcohol!
Welcome to the crazy house Eric!
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Sept 20, 2011 11:33:53 GMT -5
Post by Derryk Aires on Sept 20, 2011 11:33:53 GMT -5
Don't trust it! It might contain an animal part or something.[/Color]
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Sept 22, 2011 2:01:49 GMT -5
Post by Ashley Harris on Sept 22, 2011 2:01:49 GMT -5
How many times must I remind people that not all of the Harris family are not trust worthy... Hello... Lil me is trustworthy enough for all of them.
With that being said... Yes, I (Nicole) have locked the doors, and there is no escape. Welcome to the family and enjoy your time here. The sauce is for those who can stomach things only. If you can not stomach almost everything... please dont try it. You would regret it... trust me... I know. It's why I have been gone for so long.
I couldn't hang with the sauce [/font]
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