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Post by Tee on Jan 23, 2011 21:33:47 GMT -5
The lions sing and the hills take flight, the moon by day and the sun by night. Blind woman, deaf man, jackdaw fool, let the Lord of Chaos rule!
First page quote of Lord of Chaos[/u] by Robert Jordan, notated as a children's rhyme from the next age after the entire series takes place.
And we'll see if I can remember the wording of these one correctly...
"Stop calling me Lord." "Yes, my lord."
"You never had more than these seven thousand men, did you, Your Highness?" "I said I had enough. And don't call me 'Your Highness.'"
"My name is Nynaeve t'Al Meara Mandragoran Aes Sedai. The message I wish to send is this. My husband rides from World's End to Tarwin's gap, to Tarmon Gaidon. Does he ride alone?"
-Perrin Aybarra, anybody in Perrin's retinue, Furyk Karede, Mat Cauthon, and Nynaeve, Knife of Dreams[/u] by Robert Jordan.
And I forget which book this is from, I'm guessing Winter's Heart[/u], but I might be wrong...
"I feel like getting exactly drunk enough to take all of my clothes off and dance on top of a table. And not a bit more." -Birgitte "Trahelion"
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Post by person on Jan 23, 2011 22:47:34 GMT -5
"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum." - Roddy Piper in They Live
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Post by Jay Omega on Jan 24, 2011 6:14:21 GMT -5
"Only Stone Dogs would find honour in guarding an empty tent. No doubt if the gai'shain were to bring them empty cups the next time they asked for wine, they would probably get drunker than we could off oosquai."
"Do you know why Maidens use handtalk? Because even when they are not talking, they cannot stop talking."
-Two Aiel whose names I forget, and I think it's from the Fires of Heaven by Robert Jordan, though it may have been the Shadow Rising.
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Post by Tee on Jan 24, 2011 22:22:18 GMT -5
Gotta love the Aiel.
"I can't like what The Miz is doing because I don't like The Miz!"
-Jerry "The King" Lawler
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Post by Tee on Jan 24, 2011 22:32:50 GMT -5
"Tuon, this is Lord Talmanes Delovindhe of Cairien. His family is both ancient and noble and he has added honors to it's name. Talmanes, this is Tuon." -Mat, Knife of Dreams.
"Yes, my lord, you've made that quite clear. I suspect if I were to poke my head in your tent at night I would hear you saying it in your sleep. 'I'm not giving up drinking and gambling. Drink, drink, drink, gamble, gamble, gamble. Where's my drink? Does anybody want to gamble for it?'" - Talmanes (speaking in straight faced deadpan), The Gathering Storm[/u].
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Post by Tee on Jan 25, 2011 2:38:01 GMT -5
"Careful, fire at that angle and you'll manage to kill both of us. You humans aren't really that stupid, are you?" "Actually, I'm afraid we are." "Come on! The hell with it! FIRE!"
Adiane the Elegant, Yoko, and Attenborough, Gurren Lagann.
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Post by Tee on Jan 27, 2011 7:17:11 GMT -5
"Everybody makes mistakes, it's to be expected. But when you make a mistake, somebody should slug you." -Simon (after saving Rossiu's life by punching him in the face), Gurren Lagann.
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Post by Tee on Feb 2, 2011 22:21:45 GMT -5
"That's just wrong...I just towned and saw 'that's sex with dead animals while they're on fire' as the first entry in chat"
-a GW player after finishing a Jade Quarry match (not me, but I had the same "experience")
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Post by Tee on Feb 4, 2011 1:05:07 GMT -5
"More wrestlers need to use hypnosis to inspire mid-match dancing. That was the most entertaining video I've watched today; even better than Vader vs. Hitler." -Jay Omega, on this board. What makes this a great quote is that I know he means every word.
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Post by Dierdre on Feb 5, 2011 23:47:08 GMT -5
"You want to be Yoko?" Tina Fey 30 Rock.
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Post by Bubba Anthony on Feb 7, 2011 20:36:22 GMT -5
Cameran: "I heard one year the Caviliers and the Hokies were playing in football. It was three minutes till halftime, but a Cavs fan blew a horn, and the Hokie players thought it was the half, so they left the field. Four plays later, the cavaliers punted the ball." My preacher telling me a joke about my favorite team, the University of Virginia Cavaliers. He is a fan of the Cav's rivals, the Virginia Tech Hokies. A funny joke, and so true about the Cavaliers in football
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Post by Eric Donavan on Feb 7, 2011 21:48:20 GMT -5
"How many times have I told you?! Don't trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it's brain!" - Molly Weasley, Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets
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Post by Tee on Feb 12, 2011 21:28:36 GMT -5
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Post by Tee on Feb 16, 2011 6:15:57 GMT -5
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Post by Sang Réal on Feb 19, 2011 0:16:59 GMT -5
Henry Van Statten: I thought you were the great expert, Doctor, if you're so impressive, why not just reason with this Dalek? It must be willing to negotiate, there must be something that it needs, everything needs something. The Doctor: What's the nearest town? Henry Van Statten: Salt Lake City. The Doctor: Population? Henry Van Statten: One million. The Doctor: All dead. If the Dalek gets out it'll murder every living creature that's all it needs. Henry Van Statten: But why would it do that? The Doctor: Because it honestly believes they should die. Human beings are different, and anything different is wrong. It's the ultimate in racial clensing, and you, Van Statten, you've let it loose! 9th Doctor to Henry Van Statten Doctor Who-Dalek
"You would make a good Dalek." Dalek to the 9th Doctor - Doctor Who: Dalek
"Five million Cybermen, easy. One Doctor? NOW you're scared!" Rose Tyler to the Cult of Skarro, after they recoiled in apparent fear- Doctor Who: Doomsday
Dalek: You will be exterminated! River Song: [with a slight emotional waiver] Not yet. Your systems are still restoring, which means your shield density is compromised. River Song: [pulls gun from holster and adjusts it] One alpha meson burst through your eye stalk would kill you stone dead. Dalek: [stops advancing] Dalek: Records indicate you will show mercy! You are an associate of the Doctor's! River Song: [charges gun] I'm River Song. River Song: [levels weapon] Check your records again. [pause] Dalek: Mercy. River Song: Say it again? Dalek: Mercy! River Song: [measuredly] One more time. Dalek: [shaking in fear] Mer-cy-y-y! River Song & a Dalek Doctor Who- The Big Bang
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Post by The Fallen Angel on Feb 27, 2011 22:23:58 GMT -5
Fake Chuck Norse: "I don't go swimming, water just wants to be around me! My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!"
Awesome.
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Post by Mike Voland on Mar 3, 2011 20:03:47 GMT -5
"When I was your age I won a peanut sneezing contest."
Lucy - Custom Robo
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Post by Bubba Anthony on Mar 3, 2011 20:56:05 GMT -5
"What's that?" He snarled, staring at the envelope Harry was still clutching in is hand. "If it's another form for me to sign, you've got another----"
"It's not," said Harry cheerfully. "It's a letter from my godfather."
"Godfather?" sputtered Uncle Vernon. "You haven't got a godfather!"
"Yes, I have," said Harry brightly. "He is my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he' broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though. . . keep up with my neww. . . check if I'm happy. . . ."
Uncle Vernon and Harry Potter Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
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Post by Kyle Travis on Mar 3, 2011 21:05:41 GMT -5
"You don't learn from your mistakes, Riddle, do you?" "You dare----"
Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
REALLY hoping the face-to-face and Harry refering to Voldemort as Tom Riddle stays in part 2 of the movie.
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Post by Kyle Travis on Mar 3, 2011 21:13:36 GMT -5
"Sheamus, you're so mean!" Little girl sitting next to me as 'The Celtic Warrior' smacked around Hornswoggle at the Royal Rumble.
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