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Post by Kyle Travis on Mar 3, 2011 23:46:55 GMT -5
"If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order."
Zoe describing Reavers - Firefly episode 1: Serenity
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Post by Marshall Raynes on Mar 4, 2011 15:48:36 GMT -5
"Though there is no "I" in team, there is an "I" in winner!!!"
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Post by Marshall Raynes on Mar 4, 2011 15:50:49 GMT -5
Pat Williams - NBA manager ...
"My team can't win at home, and we can't win on the road. My greatest problem as a manager, is that I can't think of anywhere else for us to play"
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Post by Kyle Travis on Mar 10, 2011 21:50:54 GMT -5
"Jedi, you are surrounded. Your army's decimated. Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final hour. But know that I, General Grievous, am not completely without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. Prepare!"
General Grievous to remaining Jedi at the Battle of Hypori
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Post by Mike Voland on May 6, 2011 22:22:31 GMT -5
"Is now when you tell me to stay out of trouble and go home and it's too dangerous and stuff?" "You just flew halfway across the country clinging to the outside of a strange plane. I don't think you'd take that kind of advice." "Yeah, one of my teachers said I was 'behavior challenged' or something."
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"HA! It takes more than a drop from a jet plane to get rid of the Flea!" "And how come you didn't go splat all over a mountain?" "I landed on a moose."
Flea, The Revenant, and a centurion, PS238 by Aaron Williams.
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Post by Bane on May 7, 2011 0:37:02 GMT -5
Elle: There could be an email or a journal in the computer, something that tells us where Heather is. Do you think you can break in? Morgan: In six drives? Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better." Reid: (nods) Samuel Beckett. Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not." (Gideon looks at Reid as he doesn't know the quote) Reid: Yoda.
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Garcia: (on the phone) You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's Office of Supreme Genius. Morgan: Hey, it's Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple of hours to live, so what do you know? Garcia: Then you gotta problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password. Morgan: I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius. Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been rerouted to the Office of Too Friggin' Bad.
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Elle: Um, Reid? You probably saved my life in there. Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape.
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Various things said during various Criminal Minds episodes.
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Post by Mike Voland on May 9, 2011 6:24:49 GMT -5
"How can you be so smart and so stupid at the same time?!?"
-a classmate on the bus during a Junior year field trip.
For the record, she was yelling that at me. We were group partners in English class (we always got As on those projects) and she was my science tutor (she was a level ahead of me in chemistry/physics). In all honesty, I was acting like a brilliant jackass to prompt the above quote. Emphasis on "jackass" because she was easily as brilliant as I like to think myself.
To properly cite the quote, I'll just say her name is Kim. Any more and, even twelve years after the fact, she'd probably find me and smack me.
Actually, thinking on that, the woman I quoted was one Kimberly Dodd.
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Post by Mike Voland on May 11, 2011 22:51:51 GMT -5
"Do you have ejection seats?" "No, but we have a loadmaster who was a kicker on his high school football team and a really big back door..."
A fighter pilot and a C-130 Hercules cargo plane pilot, Air Force Blues.
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Sang Réal
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Post by Sang Réal on May 13, 2011 9:24:13 GMT -5
When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45! Well, what was he supposed to do? I was *nine* years old! He was supposed to say "don't be afraid of the dark!" Don't be afraid of the dark? What are you, kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there! Sam & Dean - Supernatural: Pilot
"You can go straight back to hell you ugly -ACW Forced Censored-!" Ellen Harvelle's- Supernatural: Abandon All Hope...
"You seem pleased." "We're gonna win! Can you feel it? You cloud-hopping pansies lost the whole damn universe! Lucifer's gonna take over Heaven! We're goin' to Heaven, Clarence!" "Strange. Because I heard a different theory from a demon named Crowley." "You don't know Crowley." "He believes Lucifer is just using demons to achieve an end. And then, once he does, he'll destroy you all." "You're wrong. Lucifer is the father of our race. Our creator. Your God might be a dead-beat but mine, mine walks the Earth." Castiel and Meg- Supernatural: Abandon All Hope...
"What? (Coldly) They're just demons." Lucifer- Supernatural: Abandon All Hope...
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Post by Aaron Lawrence on May 13, 2011 11:17:33 GMT -5
"This is the third time! The third time! Even Buddha gets angry after three times!" - Faye Valentine, Cowboy Bebop: Black Dog Serenade
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Post by dahlia on May 13, 2011 12:16:43 GMT -5
Supernatural Quotes:
1x20 Dead Man's Blood John: Back in 1835, when Halley’s comet was overhead, the same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun. A special gun. He made it for a hunter - a man like us, only on horseback. The story goes, he made 13 bullets. This hunter used the gun a half dozen times before he disappeared, the gun along with him. Somehow, Daniel got his hands on it. They say... They say this gun can kill anything. Dean: Kill anything, like supernatural anything? Sam: Like the demon. John: Yeah, the demon. Ever since I picked up its trail, I’ve been looking for a way to destroy that thing. Find the gun... we may have it.
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1x22 Devil's Trap Dean: Well, yeah, but last time we saw you, I mean, you did threaten to blast him full of buckshot. Cocked the shotgun and everything. Bobby: Yeah, well, what can I say? John just has that effect on people.
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5x14 My Bloody Valentine Dean: (on phone) Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, room 31 C, basement level, St. James Medical Center - Castiel: (appears in front of him) I'm there now. Dean: Yeah, I get that. Castiel: I'm gonna hang up now. Dean: Right.
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3x07 Fresh Blood Dean : What do you want me to do, Sam, huh? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I’m going to die? You know what, I’ve got one. Let’s see, what rhymes with "Shut up, Sam"?
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A Very Supernatural Christmas Sam: Actually, i have an idea. Dean: Yeah? Sam: It's, uh, it's gonna sound crazy. Dean: What could you possibly say that sound crazy to me? Sam: Um, evil santa. Dean: Yeah, that's crazy.
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Post by Mike Voland on May 17, 2011 6:42:16 GMT -5
"You see, no one tells Mother Nature what do do, but if you are lucky and brave you might be able to have a friendly chat with Her."
Rio, Shaman King, episode 29.
"I spy something annoying, care to guess what it is?"
Lenny (in the original Japanese/Chinese Tao Ren). And he could be referring to any and/or every one of his companions. -prologue, Shaman King episode 30.
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Post by Mike Voland on May 18, 2011 21:27:03 GMT -5
"You're all right. You're still a little creepy, but you're all right." "Hey, thanks for saying that." "No problem, but you gotta understand, Faust, that you still come across as a little creepy." "Yeah, I don't know why but I get that a lot." "Well, the skeleton stuff, and the girlfriend ghost? That could have something to do with it." "I see your point."
-Morty and Faust VIII, Shaman King episode 49.
Faust is a German doctor and necromancer, and he fights by calling up the ghost of his dead fiancee (who in life worked as his nurse) and she takes the form of a bat-winged giant chick in a "sexy nurse" outfit and fights with a humongous hypodermic syringe as her main weapon while Faust stands on top of her giant boobs. Gotta love anime.
"With all due respect, don't try to reason with them. There's only one way to deal with these boys." *kicks all six hero shamans off a cliff*
-Anna, Shaman King episode 52, speaking to the father/mentor of her fiancee, the main protagonist (one of the ones she kicked off the cliff). In her defense, she sees it as honest "tough love" to get "her boys" into proper fighting shape.
"Let's be frank, you were all pathetic. You didn't come up with anything new and you almost lost to the wetsuit troop!"
-Anna, same episode, after the next tournament fight where they finally gave up on being creative and resorted to brute force (resulting in an immediate curbstomp).
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Post by Mike Voland on May 20, 2011 3:22:21 GMT -5
"You are worthy. You may pass."
-The freakishly powerful gateway guardian spirit birds when Anna just runs through the gateway that the few ridiculously powerful people who have made it through so far had to fight their way past. Shaman King episode 61.
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Post by Mike Voland on May 26, 2011 16:05:32 GMT -5
"You're a louse, Roger Smith." "Well that's a first! I'm used to human women saying that to me."
R. Dorothy Wawnewright and Roger Smith, The Big O episode 1.
It's notable that Dorothy is an android (hence the "human women" comment) and that line of hers is repeated often enough to almost be legitimately called a catchphrase. In this case he shoved her out of cover to act as a decoy against a gang of goons armed with machine guns and a rocket launcher.
Also, the last line of episode 2...
"Your sense of fashion, Roger, really reeks."
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Post by Mike Voland on May 26, 2011 18:12:31 GMT -5
"Anyway, how come you're playing the blues?" "Even I sometimes feel like playing them. Is there anything wrong with that?" "Feel like it? Fine, if you say so."
Roger Smith and Dorothy, Big O. Oh, yeah..Dorothy plays piano (sometimes loudly to a ragtime tune if she's deemed that Roger has overslept).
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Post by Mike Voland on May 31, 2011 20:06:50 GMT -5
Mr Gentleman: "There are other solutions you could consider. You could sic the Americans on them, perhaps."
Later...
Nameless Subordinate: "What then, Joker?" Joker: "We'll set loose the Americans...I think that will prove to be most effective."
Read or Die. It seems the stereotype of Americans in anime is exactly what we were (from a Japanese perspective) at the end of World War II. Heavily armed and always ready to blow the crap out of something. In this case it's, unsurprisingly, an American naval battle group supporting a British black ops unit (the point agent of which happens to be a native Japanese). Then when the naval task force cuts loose with a full assault they get wasted by lasers and other super weapons. I really try to keep an open mind but does this sound like some kind of national pride compensation thing? Then again, the protagonist wielding a magic sword fashioned from folded $100 bills against a villainous samurai wielding what amounts to an elecrtic lightsaber could imply that Japan could/would be unable to survive without the benefits of American capitalism. Interesting how you can read into this stuff...
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Post by hyena on Jun 1, 2011 2:21:32 GMT -5
You are very odd Michael.
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Post by Mike Voland on Jun 1, 2011 23:59:00 GMT -5
And you've spent several years worth time living with me. What's that say about you?
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Post by hyena on Jun 2, 2011 1:37:55 GMT -5
I never said I wasn't odd myself, just remarking on you, my good chum
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